You are completely normal if you've had to strip down to nothing in the middle of a dump.

We have all been there. Sweating it out while our face turns purple holding on for dear life. You can no longer look at your phone, or even keep your eyes open because you just can't squeeze hard enough. The shackles that were once your pants and underwear had to be thrown across the bathroom just so you could focus on the task at hand. It really has happened to 86.3% of my followers. And to the other 13.7%, you either don't take big boy shits, or you're a liar.

Now something I would NEVER DO is unclothe myself inside of a public place. I don't care how hard I am battling, or if I am in the most private bathroom in the history of the world. If someone has the slightest chance of seeing me battle the toilet THAT hard, I will hold it until I can go 12 rounds on my home turf. This is where things get interesting... of the 86.3% of my followers who have degarmented themselves at home, 44% claim to have done this in places other than their own home.

I wish I had made the poll say "in a public restroom" rather than "anywhere other than your house", because I could understand having done it at a close friends house or even a relative. But, the pure delinquency that I saw that inflicted these polls was pure GARBAGGIO:

What a brave soul. Exposing himself like that for the world underneath the stall to see. You might have many questions, just as I did. Did he think about: "what if someone else sees this?" or "what is my sock really going to touch on this Home Depot bathroom floor?". Unfortunately, I think this man had no thoughts, only loud thunderous grunts that could be heard 'round the depot.

I write this blog in homage to the man who gave me a good laugh while I copiloted his turn on the pot at the Depot. May his digestive system Rest In Peace, because he really was battling for his life SO HARD that he had to declothe inside of a public place where other people had to witness his pain and suffering.