Why Summer Is The Worst Season Of Them All

No, this isn't click bait. Unless you or your parents are rich, summer is the WORST season of them all.

Think about this, all year long you get to wear long sleeves and pants, no sweat (literally). Then, big bad June, July, and, August come around, and we are showing off our pale skin in tank tops and short shorts. Oh you "aren't pale"? Well you either blessed with great skin or are more red than a lobster. Oh you don't wear tank tops? Good luck talking to strangers with the confidence of a sweaty back and swamp ass. Oh you get a month of playoff hockey and basketball? Have fun watching MLB umpires stripping pitchers to search them for illegal substances every night until August...

NOTHING is enjoyable. Our rich friends post pictures of themselves on yachts or in foreign countries having spectacular foods and experiences.. guess where I look at those posts, WORK bro... The rich people have a great summer because they don't have to work or they work for fun. Think about that phrase: "working for fun". If you "work for fun", you have a hobby, you aren't working.

The older we get and the more responsibilities we have, summer continues to grow worse and worse. In the wise words of Kevin Francis Clancy, "it is like every other month but you are just sweaty". There is nothing worse than extreme heat and your body forcing fluid out of your pores while you try and focus on a task. The second you hit puberty is the second that summer becomes tremendously less fun than any other season.

My personal ranking of the seasons:

1) Fall

2) Winter

3) Spring

4)12 pounds of dog shit

5) Summer.

Shoutout fall, you have it all babe, keep up the good work.