Video games in real life, it is now real...

Nintendo has had just about as many gaming systems as Taylor Swift has love songs. They keep making new gaming systems as the times change in order to intrigue new audiences, while making old nostalgic games on the new systems to keep their old fans tied to their finger. If there is any video game in the world that I could play all day, everyday, it is Mario Kart. There is no better game in the world. I love this game so much that the thing I hate most in this world comes directly from this video game: the Blue Shell. Satan's greatest detriment on our planet is the blue shell that takes you from "in 1st by a landslide" to 2nd (or if you are unlucky, 12th) on the final leg of a race... but that is beside the point. The point here is, I think Nintendo just sold me on their newest gaming system just so I can have that Japanese-born-fat-mustached-plumbing-Italian drift around my coffee table in my apartment.

My roomates and I have been on a huge Mario Kart kick since august when we moved into our apartment, and the original Wii maps are starting to get old. Being a broke college student is tough cause until someone basically hands me their switch, its out of reach. So Nintendo, this ones for you: send me this game and a free switch and you won't be dissappointed. I can guarantee that this blog is going to get 2 views and they too will buy the game, so if you send me a free one, you'll be in the positive.