The worst lunch on the face of the planet

Not a sports blog, but, there is NO WORSE meal on this planet than a baked potato. There is nothing good about it. Potatoes are good in every way except when they are baked. They are French Fry imposters that should rot in hell. The consistency of a baked potato is just old butter, and I don't even like butter's consistency when it is still fresh.

The old wrinkly ass skin that is on the outside of a baked potato personifies how shitty of a meal it is. And I know what you are gonna say "no one eats a baked potato without toppings". To which I have to say, if you don't create a mountain of toppings then you quite literally would never eat just a baked potato. Take this for example: a piece of turkey, a piece of cheese, a piece of bread. All of which you would eat individually, but combined all together, a delicious ham and cheese sandwich. Even take for example: a slab of steak. Yummy. A potato in any other form than a baked potato: yummy. Baked? Just like anything else that is baked after noon: worthless.