The internet is the only place in the world where your five senses get confused

STEP ASIDE BLUE/BLACK // WHITE/GOLD DRESS, THERE IS A NEW SHERIFF IN TWITTER TOWN.

Hater's are probably going to say "that is obviously a tik tok why give twitter the credit?". Guess what? I'm a grown man and I don't use tik tok.... because I know I will get addicted to it like I already am with twitter. The day I post myself being a "classy, boujee, ratchet, 'savage'" is the day I lose all credibility anywhere in the world, and I am ok with that.

Anyways, think about your senses. There really is no gray area. Let me explain. You like the taste of chocolate... If you try it today, you will like it. Try it tomorrow, you will like it... Maybe over time you like it less, and that is because our strength of senses weaken over time. We conclude that your ability to "handle" the sweetness of chocolate is no longer there. Therefore, no gray area, just landing on like, or dislike.

Same with the sense of smell. Axe deodorant (and I'm talking about the stick, not the axe bomb in middle school locker rooms): You like it as a child, and the older you grow, the less you like it because it is too potent for your (now) weaker sense of smell.

Anyways, the point is, our senses do weaken over long periods of time. But between this, and Laurel/Yanny.... the internet really throws your sense of hearing for a WILD 99mph curve ball. One second you hear "Brain Storm" the next "Green Needle". Read it and quite literally weep, cause your sense of hearing just significantly changed in the milisecond it took you to change your thinking from "Brain Storm" to "Green Needle". So you know what? Hot seat: Hearing of any person who can hear both sides of this... Your sense of hearing is so weak you can change it like a damn turn signal on a car