LeBron James' daughter might be worth more than me

While Bronny was busy smokin' dope and posting it to his instagram while is dad was on his business trip, Zhuri James, LeBron's 5 year old daughter, was making money moves.

As everyone knows, the Lakers won their 17th NBA championship in the NBA "Bubble" in Orlando after a 4 month hiatus due to the corona virus. While LeBron was away on his "business trip" it seems as if Zhuri James used her business knowledge by getting a house at age 5. I was never one to ever want to have a toy house or a little tykes house in the backyard, however, my sister had a few doll houses in her day, and they were never any bigger than us... (In fact, I used to see if I could fit inside them which always lead to a sprained writs or something) Zhuri James has damn electricity in her crib. The kitchen looks like a play set to me... to which I have to say: you're gonna build a real ass mini house and not get a full working kitchen or bathroom?

LeBron might as well build an exact replica right next to Zhuri's Estate and rent it out to Bronsexuals for I don't know $10,000/night...? You find it crazy, but surely LeBron could rent out the mini-pad to a crazy fan who is willing to say they spent a night in LeBron's mini replica house. All I know is that while Bronny was getting worse, Zhuri was getting better, and that is why Zhuri James is my favorite person in the entire James' family tree....

PS. I own 0% of any piece of land so quite literally, if this toy house is worth $1 (which it has to be) than Zhuri James is quite literally worth man than me.