Golfers are not human

Well, they maybe human (besides Bryson), but they are definitely not the same species as me.

Take a look at this shot from Kevin Na. Are you kidding me? I can't chip a ball with an actual wedge, let alone use the front toe of my putter to chip-in from the rough. I think in my hundreds if not thousands of rounds of golf in my life I've chipped in like 2 times...? And neither of those times did I have the confidence in my back swing, nor when the ball was rolling. I normally step up to a short chip thinking: "well the worst I can do is chip it on the green and watch it roll back off..." which happens like 50% of the time.

Each week we see a golfer do something like this. They do something where you literally put your hand over your mouth in disbelief. It isn't fair. These people are super human. We go out on the course and miss putts from literal inches, while Kevin Na and pro golfers are out there doing stuff like this? This isn't real life. Maybe Golfers are some sort of other being. They are bred to swing a stick at the ground and hit a little tiny white ball into a couple that is a couple of hundred yards away. I mean what are we even doing in the sport of golf?

"Use this here stick, and put it in that cup way the fuck over there." It is laugh-out-loud funny to think about, yet it is one of the most entertaining things we do to pass time. So while professional golfers keep getting better and better everyday, I am going to use my time to do what I do best: bitch about me not being good at golf.

Thank you for your beauty, Mr. Na.