Do you get your man card taken away for watching the Bachelorette?

I may not be a public Bachelor/Bachelorette fan, but I am here to announce it right now. I have watched this show since I was about 7 years old and have witnessed almost every "most dramatic season in the history of the Bachelor/Bachelorette". I began to watch this show with my mother and sister. It was the thing to do on Monday or Tuesday nights after Boy Scouts, after Jeopardy!, or after dinner. It was the thing to watch on Monday nights for women, and I would just have to sacrifice Monday Night Football as a youth as I was outnumbered. Now, when my dad got home from work that is when the Bachelor/Bachelorette got much more interesting because it was twitter before I had twitter. There were 4 accounts, mine, my dads, my moms, and my sisters. My dad and I were the internet 1.0 trolls on the timeline while my mom and sister were the internet 1.0 type of account where everything about the show was great, cute, and funny. My dad and I would roast the show and the people on the show while my sister and mom talked about how cute it was.

Anyway, Mr. @McGeeOnSports on twitter, I'd like to counter your argument of whom the Bachelor audience is from a personal standpoint.

1) I am not single.... and I am not sure how it makes any sort of correlation to the shows that I watch...? This is a typical Brad thing to say: *queue thicc Brooklyn accent* "guys who watch dumb reality tv shows don't get any chicks. Thanks lil bro, I'll take all the girls you are passing up on..."

2) Only played JV. Hand up, you got me on that one McGee. You're right, I only played JV sports. Just the same as you, I peaked in high school, and now I resort to listening to podcasts and roasting people on a blog to feel any bit close to how popular I felt in high school. But you're right, I was SO average at sports that I played 4 sports in high school, none of them varsity, and I am still so average that I have decided to become a fucking blogger to be able to relate to sports whatsoever after I turned 18.

3) I fucking LOVE fruity drinks at the bar. You have fun drinking your vodka straight and cringing every time you gulp, I'll be over here getting a brain-freeze with my strawberry margarita with my umbrella inside of it. Fruity drinks are superior to any other sort of alcohol and I don't even care if you judge anyone for that. It is like saying, *queue thicc Brooklyn accent* "HOLY shit bro you are eating chocolate? You must be into trading numbers with dudes". Fuck you, I am gonna drink a Malibu Sunset.

4) Nobody who loves themselves owns a cat. That is literally letting Satan into your house. But while on the topic of pets. I have birds, 4 of them, in your eyes, they are less superior than your dog, I know it. But you know what? Your pet doesn't fly around your house.

5) I have purchased bath bombs, not for myself, but for my mother and sister. It's always a fan favorite to get for the women in your life. But again, on the topic of bathing: what a great stress relief! Laying down in warm water with bubbles after a good work out is soothing for both mind and body!

6) I use coupons at just about every place I go. I make a better homemade pasta sauce than you and I buy Great Value Walmart brand shit. Given that I am a broke college student, I am the cheapest person I know, and I've never been too proud to pick up a lucky penny. I have the honey app installed to my computer and I don't know the last time I payed retail price for clothing. Gosh, I am SO feminine because I use coupons.

7) I don't think I've ever shot better than like 85.... And you know what who cares. I play against the course, and EVERY SINGLE TIME, the course wins... So you know what, who cares that I am bad at yet another sport? I am "so feminine" wow.

8) I really only use the TV to watch sports or Jeopardy!, so I couldn't tell you what is on lifetime... But honestly if I was an avid TV watcher, I am sure I could find a show that I like!

9) I actually haven't used a zoom background so it's hard to make fun of myself here... If I did use a zoom background non-professionally, it would probably be something corny anyways like the Millennium Falcon, or maybe Tayshia herself... Who knows?

10) I really wish this one was about being a salesman for something soft like charmin or a blanket company... Oh wait, the only time I've ever worn a scarf in my life was when I worked at a Blanket Company. I got the scarf for free (see #6). I don't wear a scarf, but I do make sure and keep my hands warm with mittens! And to make sure I feel extra masculine, I do have a gray Carhartt beanie!

@McGeeOnSports on Twitter has to be the straightest man alive, and I want to make sure he knows it! Gold star! Bravo! Make sure to keep your guy friends close but your women closer because #NoHomo right, Mr. McGeeOnSports?